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Archive for the ‘Sick shit’ Category
 chick with black eye How did these people get the black eyes? well it wasn’t through brawls, below are the stories. Black eye story #1, she really does look happy, doesn’t she? Black eyed Liz really is a trooper.  WII have a black eye ..Ladies and gentlemen, join with me now in bowing before what is easily the most painful looking Wii injury to date. Her boyfriend fills us in on what happened…
Black Eye #2  Black eyed cute kid How I got my black eye, a multiple choice quiz:
A. Some bad guys were trying to steal my mommy’s purse. My spider-sense started tingling and my bat ears heard her cries. I raced over to the alley, super-fast, in my snowboots, and went all ninja turtle on the guys. I got this black eye, but you should see the bad guys!
B. My big brother finally got sick of my $#@* and popped me one, right in the eye.
C. We were playing outside at L’s house and one of my friends was swinging a plastic bucket full of water. Right as L said “D, stop swinging that–” CRACK– WAAAAH! It hit me right in the eye.
WTF? this chick in the elevator is having no part of this purse snatching… nope, this fool grabs her purse and she shows him her kung fu moves straight out of the UFC. She takes him down, backwards and hopefully gets her purse back.  girl takes down an attacker with martial arts moves
This is a fairly good fight! That fool in the orange shorts is lucky dude took some pitty on his ass. Or it could have been “goodnight Irene” for that cat. Love the backyard brawls, MMA, K1, UFC, Cage Fights, all that shit!
This is some funny shit! Enjoy the compilation, and image what happens when these fools stop flappen their wings, and get with it! Some of these Ultimate Fighting Championship guys are obvioslely bored, and maybe even embarrassed by the drama, and some are truly digging it. I personally like the quiet guy’s who stomp ass when the time comes. Good Times!! T
Alright, we are a little late in the game showing this one, but I don’t give a f***, because I love the UFC! I love the show, the fights, the brilliant men who saw the potential in this sport and have now made it a multi million dollar a year business! I love it all, so let’s watch these two meat heads beat each others meaty heads into the concrete.
Sick shit really is the word for this martial arts match… or maybe a wrestling match since most of this fight is spent on the mat. Anyway, it starts off like any other brawl, but a bit into it, the big boys lunch starts to come out his rear… talk about embarrassing! And, since this is a martial arts match, the dude is wearing all white which makes incident a bit hard to cover. Yes, the guy shits himself during the wrestling / martial arts match for an auditorium of fans to see. Yikes.
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