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Black eye stories
Posted (sic) in (Black eyes, Sick shit) on May-8-2008 (1) Comment  Read More

chick with black eye
chick with black eye

How did these people get the black eyes? well it wasn’t through brawls, below are the stories.

Black eye story #1, she really does look happy, doesn’t she? Black eyed Liz really is a trooper.

WII have a black eye
WII have a black eye

..Ladies and gentlemen, join with me now in bowing before what is easily the most painful looking Wii injury to date. Her boyfriend fills us in on what happened…

“The day our Wii arrived also happened to be when my work was holding our Christmas party. Not being one to forego free booze, off I went leaving the girlie to play to her hearts content.

After guzzling a copious amount of ‘wife beater’ (Stella Artois) - I returned home to find the girlie in mid battle with a Zelda ‘Boss’. In my inebriated state, it was instinctual to become her knight in shining armour. I proceeded to take the controllers off her and fight the beast myself.

Unfortunately, my courage was far greater then my skill. Having taken a good kicking, Liz then tried to intervene with disastrous results. She approached me from the side, appearing from my blind spot, whilst I was performing a slashing movement. I hit her with full force right in her eye!

I truly thought I’d blinded her and was almost about to call an abulance but then her pain died down. You can see the results of the accident in the attached photo…

I’m lucky that Liz is a good sport, but it did cost me, Liz has first dibs on the Wii… a small price to pay - I guess :( -Jim”

Black Eye #2

Black eyed cute kid
Black eyed cute kid

How I got my black eye, a multiple choice quiz:
A. Some bad guys were trying to steal my mommy’s purse. My spider-sense started tingling and my bat ears heard her cries. I raced over to the alley, super-fast, in my snowboots, and went all ninja turtle on the guys. I got this black eye, but you should see the bad guys!

B. My big brother finally got sick of my $#@* and popped me one, right in the eye.
C. We were playing outside at L’s house and one of my friends was swinging a plastic bucket full of water. Right as L said “D, stop swinging that–” CRACK– WAAAAH! It hit me right in the eye.